March 16, 2011
hystericallyyours: Jon: Stephen, my friend! Stephen: Jon, Schumer’s our guest next Thursday. Smart man, Chucky, saving the best for last.Jon: Yes, yes. You, uh…you do occasionally go last, am I right, my friend?Stephen: What do you mean?Jon: Well, I was browsing the kids aisle of my video store last week and, ah…Voiceover: It’s the Sesame Street All Star Alphabet!The Letter A: With me today…the letter Z!The Letter Z: Hey there! Gosh, it’s great to be here! I can’t believe they picked me to co-host with you!Jon: You know, Stephen, when I watch that I really believed you were alphabetically last.Stephen: Yeah, you know what “Z” stands for, Jon. Zrevenge!Jon: See you in a minute, Stephen!Stephen: I will have my zvengeance! The Daily Show - 01.25.07

hystericallyyours:

Jon: Stephen, my friend!
Stephen: Jon, Schumer’s our guest next Thursday. Smart man, Chucky, saving the best for last.
Jon: Yes, yes. You, uh…you do occasionally go last, am I right, my friend?
Stephen: What do you mean?
Jon: Well, I was browsing the kids aisle of my video store last week and, ah…
Voiceover: It’s the Sesame Street All Star Alphabet!
The Letter A: With me today…the letter Z!
The Letter Z: Hey there! Gosh, it’s great to be here! I can’t believe they picked me to co-host with you!
Jon: You know, Stephen, when I watch that I really believed you were alphabetically last.
Stephen: Yeah, you know what “Z” stands for, Jon. Zrevenge!
Jon: See you in a minute, Stephen!
Stephen: I will have my zvengeance!

The Daily Show - 01.25.07

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1:27am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJy3e5a3r
(Notes: 68)
  
August 27, 2010
recordcozy: Wyatt: (about Fox News) And if they’re not as evil as I think they are… they are stupid. We’re talking potatoes with mouths. John: Not even potatoes, Wyatt. A potato can still power a digital clock. So… Wyatt: That’s a good point. That’s a really good point. Yeah. John: Rocks. You’re talking about rocks with mouths. The Daily Show x August 23, 2010

recordcozy:

Wyatt: (about Fox News) And if they’re not as evil as I think they are… they are stupid. We’re talking potatoes with mouths.

John: Not even potatoes, Wyatt. A potato can still power a digital clock. So…

Wyatt: That’s a good point. That’s a really good point. Yeah.

John: Rocks. You’re talking about rocks with mouths.

The Daily Show x August 23, 2010

2:22pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyys3M7
(Notes: 44)
  
July 24, 2010

11:59pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyo_5KZ
(Notes: 11)
  
Filed under: Jon Stewart Betty White The Daily Show 
July 24, 2010
SEND ME LINKS TO VIDEOS. if i have requests, i'll feel more inclined to do screencaps ;)

3:21am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyosDCN
July 24, 2010
Jon: Yeah, i thought so. Oh, by the way, sorry about the World Cup. John: Thanks Jon, you too. You know, i should say now, sorry about all the “Go fuck yourself’s.” Jon: I know that it must be hard. Especially, given that your team has obviously been playing the game much longer than our team has, and you didn’t get any further than we did. But, i have to say, you must be proud of a team of uh.. disabled people, i thought they did very well. And if they had Rooney.. that would’ve been… and uh.. you’ll get ‘em next year… uh.. John: Jon… Jon: And you know, to see people who just learned to walk play that well, i dont think thats… John: Jon… Jon, look me straight in the eye, i mean this from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself.

Jon: Yeah, i thought so. Oh, by the way, sorry about the World Cup.

John: Thanks Jon, you too. You know, i should say now, sorry about all the “Go fuck yourself’s.”

Jon: I know that it must be hard. Especially, given that your team has obviously been playing the game much longer than our team has, and you didn’t get any further than we did. But, i have to say, you must be proud of a team of uh.. disabled people, i thought they did very well. And if they had Rooney.. that would’ve been… and uh.. you’ll get ‘em next year… uh..

John: Jon…

Jon: And you know, to see people who just learned to walk play that well, i dont think thats…

John: Jon… Jon, look me straight in the eye, i mean this from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself.

3:17am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyosALY
(Notes: 5)
  
Filed under: Jon Stewart Jon Oliver The Daily Show The World Cup 
July 24, 2010
“Leave the wives at home, gentlemen, you’re in Toronto”

“Leave the wives at home, gentlemen, you’re in Toronto”

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(Notes: 6)
  
Filed under: Jon Stewart The Daily Show 
July 24, 2010

Anonymous asked: Could you screencap the world cup part of this clip? From when John Oliver and Jon Stewart apologize to each other? Thanks. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-june-28-2010/omg-20

OKAY WILL DO.


Apologies for being MIA for so long. I’m kind of a lazy shit.

SEND ME LINKS, I’M IN A SCREENCAPPING MOOD

2:55am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyorvcK
June 18, 2010
Sorry gys, i’ve been really busy with my job lately.

But i just lost it, so i should be able to make a few more of these things soon. Send requests and what not. Also: if anyone wants to help me run this, lemme know

3:26pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJygTTnT
June 15, 2010
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (and Betty White)
Jon Stewart: Are there people in your life that can still say "no" to a Betty White?
Betty White: I haven't found him.
3:25am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyflBzQ
(Notes: 7)
  
June 12, 2010
symptoms-of-synesthesia: June 7, 2010 Jon Stewart: What is it South Carolina? What is it girl?…What is it? South Carolina: Why don’t you come up on my veranda and set a spell? Jon: I-I don’t know what that means. You know South Caronlina, it’s just that sometimes it’s hard to realize that anger and fear permeate the heart of even people you respect. S.C.: Sounds like someone could use to hear some casual racism, South Carolina style. Jon: I don’t know… S.C.: It’s not about Jews. Jon: REALLY?! You had me at “it’s not about Jews”.

symptoms-of-synesthesia:

June 7, 2010

Jon Stewart: What is it South Carolina? What is it girl?…What is it?

South Carolina: Why don’t you come up on my veranda and set a spell?

Jon: I-I don’t know what that means. You know South Caronlina, it’s just that sometimes it’s hard to realize that anger and fear permeate the heart of even people you respect.

S.C.: Sounds like someone could use to hear some casual racism, South Carolina style.

Jon: I don’t know…

S.C.: It’s not about Jews.

Jon: REALLY?! You had me at “it’s not about Jews”.

5:23pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZnuRJyfEE5S
(Notes: 15)